"When we 'joked' about being a post-op transexual and this guy still wanted to have cyber-sex with us, we knew we had a winner." -King Troll
The Troll King
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
The Troll Manifesto
A spectre is haunting teh Internets - the spectre of trollism. All the powers of teh Internets have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: moderators and administrators, narcs and squares, French Radicals and German police-spies.
For years, we The Trolls have un-slowly garnered the hatred of every normal, sane user of teh Internets. And so, our trolletariat class has been ground beneath the boots of The Internet E133ts.
The Trolls actually provide a great service to teh Internets. In continually disturbing the pretended peace and rigidity of teh InterWebs, the Trolls prevent a Utopian cyber-society. This is good, because you wanna know who liked Utopian shit? Karl FUCKING Marx, and that dude was a Communist, and those n00bs lost in the fucking Cold War. So what does that tell you about Utopian cyber-societies? Exactly. (Communism, FTL!)
The Trolls disdain to comment and project the views they actually hold in the "real world." They openly declare nothing of actual relevance or insight, and ultimately their only end is teh LULZ. Let The Internet E133ts tremble at a Troll Revolución. The trolletarians have nothing to lose but their chains (and maybe an unhealthy portion of their youth). They have a World to win.
TROLLS OF ALL CORNERS OF TEH INTERNETS, UNITE!!!
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